Friday, August 8, 2014

Stress Reduction


Annie Effit was told exercise can help reduce stress. 

She decided to run with scissors. 

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Thursday, August 7, 2014

Kitty Litter asks Annie Effit about dating sites


Match.cum helping strangers hook up at the alter since who cares when. 

Beats "Christian Tingle," and PREYdate.com.eonover or PlentyofFAKES.com.pletepsycho

Annie Effit tells her sister Kitty Litter the truth.

                                                    
                                                   Annie Effit ©

Not Pretty.

Make-up? You mean you were born with all of that paint on your face? 
Tip #768 Painting by number is never pretty. 

                                                                          Annie Effit ©


Watch out meditation...

Her anger management counselor suggested she try meditation. Annie Effit envisions herself as a ninja.
                                                             
       
                                                                    AnnieEffit ©

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Yoga? OMMMMM, no.

 
Since when did "yoga" pants and OMMMMM, while bending your leg up over your ass with strangers in a bell ringing sweaty room become so awesome. A sport clearly designed for the lonely, the skinny, and the most inflexible people Annie knows. OmmmmG! 
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Effit all she says...

Annie Effit lives for the moment. And if the moment really sucks, she moves on to the next one. Happens often.